Moviefone's Unscripted: Z for Zachariah



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Alec: [Alec Pops some gum into his mouth] I had garlic bread earlier. [Holds the pack out for Ezrha] Gum? [She shakes her head; He puts the pack back into his pocket.]

Ezrha: I feel really far from you. [Ezrha drags her chair so that it's next to Alec & sits down]

Ezrha: Way better. Sorry if I [bleep]'ed up your lighting [Ezrha gives a princess smile to the crew]

Alec: Hi, folks! [Waving and smiling.]

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Ezrha: "Hello and welcome to Moviefone! I'm Ezrha Queen, this is legendary actor, Alec Moran, and we're here to talk about our new movie, 'Z for Zachariah.' We'll be answering questions you guys have sent in, and we'll definitely struggle with the few that'll be unscripted. I'll start.

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Ezrha: Did I say I'd start ... ? [laughs] Uh, okay. I don't know how no one's asked us this yet, and it's going to be a two-parter [rubs her hands together] ... It's the end of the world, for real, what is your first plan of action? And second, you get to pick the two people that you'll eventually stumble across, who are they?

Alec: [Trying to chew his gum in a very discreet way but does not quite succeed] Wow, we're going heavy right from the start. Hum. Okay. [Rubbing his jaw.] My first plan of action would be to.... pack some things, pack my dogs, drive all the way to Seattle, pack my parents and disappear in the great white of Canada. You know everything is going to rush to Mexico for shelter. Now, onto the second part... [Shifts in his seat.] Tom Cruise, because this man can survive any catastrophe thrown his way and I could use a couple of tips. And Stephen King.

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Alec: Okay, so! [Smirking as he leans back a little.] You know I have to ask this one but between Chiwetel and myself, who would you pick to spend the rest of your mortal life with?

Ezrha: Wait, do I not get to comment on the fact that you chose Stephen King over someone like me, or, well, the obvious answer to that question ... Bear Grylls ?

Alec: I see you avoiding the real question... but do we really think Bear would make it? I feel like he would end up killed by a bunch of lunatics who desperately want his help. I am thinking about his well being here. [He nods looking at the camera]

Ezrha: You're right, I would win him over, and we'd be hanging out on some beautiful island with Chiwetel. [Gives Alec a pointed look]

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Ezrha: Oh! A question. For you. Frooom Facebook. [Reading] Julia from Facebook ... I'm imagining this is from Julia Roberts, just so you know, anyway, Julia Roberts wants to know what if the end of the world comes, what survival skills do you possess that would prevent you from [bursts into laughing] being eaten first?

Alec: [shaking his head] I'm not sure what is so funny about this. I do have well developed skills that would help me survive. I have some fighting moves in there somewhere [moves his hands around]. I also am very good at distracting my opponent. The key, people, is to have a mirror or something that shines with you or someone you are willing to sacrifice. [points at ezrha]

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Alec: For us! [rubs his hands] From twinkledarth on twitter, nice name by the way... In a fight to the death who do you think would win: Spider-Man or Harley Quinn? [looks at Ezrha]

Ezrha: How is this even a question, Twinkledarth? C'mon, there's not even a challenge here. Two swings of her bat and he's out for the count.

Alec: [laughs] Right! I would stop that bat before it comes even close to my face. You would be defeated by my power and experience on the field.

Ezrha: His power and experience in the field would fall apart from even a hint of Harley's charm. Plus, I think we all saw Spider-man 3. [Ezrha grins and motions with her hand - bring it on]

Alec: As if... and excuse me but what the frack are you implying here? Spider-Man 3 was and remains a cinematographic masterpiece.

Ezrha: So that's a win for Harley, [looks to the camera crew]. See, they totally agree. But more importantly, are you admitting to being a Battlestar Galactica fan, because we have so much to talk about if you are ...

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Ezrha: Oh [BLEEP], can that be my question? Should I pair it with another one? Like ... who would win in a fight, Max, Rocket, or Kevin from Sin City. Yeah, Twinkledarth, take notes, cause that's a real question. But seriously, Battlestar ...

Alec: Is Battlestar the one with McGiver? [makes a cringy face] And come on! What kind of question is that? Kevin can obviously be defeated. I think the real fight would be between Max and Rocket who happen to be pretty similar. Quick thinking, good value, strong in their own way. Now, if they're in the desert Max might have some advantage. They actually would make an interesting team...now that I think of it, don't you think Max and Groot have similarities?

Ezrha: [Just looks at him at first and shakes her head]. Sorry, I stopped paying attention after you ruined our potential Battlestar moment. C'mon man, how're you gonna do something like Guardians and not have your space [bleep] straight. [Ezrha playfully kicks Alec]

Alec: How dare you. Stargate is a masterpiece in its own! [gently pushes her to the side.] I also need to keep a certain mystery.

Ezrha: Do you watch genre stuff ever to prepare for whatever you're working on?

Alec: Sometimes. I try to get interested in new genres but it doesn't always do the job. I'm just not nerd enough. [winks]

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Alec: Pour vous! From Morgan who resides in Florida. [clears throat] This is good. Ezrha, you get to make your own post-apocalyptic world, what's your first rule? Where do you put Alec? [looks at Ezrha] Where do you put me?

Ezrha: [Ezrha's eyes widen; she grins broadly at him] Where do I put you? Like, physically or am I employing you for some strange reason? I'm going with physically, because then you get to be my hood ornament on my awesome armored trunk train. And my first rule is going to be decided by my incredible committee of Bear Grylls and Chiwetel, so TBD that for now. Hell yeah, I brought everything full circle. [Ezrha leans toward the direction of the camera and high-fives a camera guy]

Alec: I can't even argue because we all know what a good ornament I make. Just remember to clean me out every once in a while, that's all I ask. [shaking his head at the high-five.] What a nerd.

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Alec: [claps hands] Anyway, this was a great pleasure to answer all of your questions and see how much the Queen adores me but our time has come to say our goodbye and part ways. Until next time. [waves at the camera, holds his hand out for Ezrha; Ezrha takes it and hops off her chair.]

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