NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE ME BECAUSE THE LIGHTING IN THE PLACE IS SO TERRIBLE NOTHING CAME OUT. NO PICTURES, BUT IT TOTALLY HAPPENED!!!! Rad Radzienski (the love of my life) and Prince of Montreal, Eric Deshaies, were CUDDLING at Nhau Bar last night!!!!!!!! I REPEAT. RAD RADZIENSKI WAS CUDDLING WITH ERIC DESHAIES AT NHAU BAR LAST NIGHT.

To back track, I have to admit to some casual light stalking (It was full on, but whatever, this is Deadpool we’re talking about and you’ve seen my tumblr, haven’t you???). ANYWAY. My GF was an extra in Eric’s new movie today, which, whatever, we’ve all seen Eric Deshaies at some point and I know enough people who went to school with him to tell you STORIES but this is beside the point. My GF texts me:



I know they are friends because Rad mentioned him in his Criterion closet selects, and the two often retweet one another on Twitter. Eric Deshaies might be as big of a Deadpool fan as Sara Tomas (isn’t she Rad’s gf???), because I thought he might’ve turned into a Deadpool spam bot for a minute there earlier this year. ANYWAY, MORE RESEARCH: There’s this picture of them at the Wildlife party at Sundance. And I have always wondered why Rad has “special thanks” credits on so many of Eric’s movies? THEN I NOTICED ERIC HAS SPECIAL THANKS CREDITS ON BOTH DEADPOOL MOVIES???

Okay, okay, THE CUDDLING. SO:



With the reservation set, my GF gets out around 10pm, and comes over to pick me up. She tells me that at lunch she saw the two of them disappear together and her general observation was that They are definitely fucking. WAIT. PAUSE. I KNOW. she told me they had that vibe about them, that Eric always seemed to find a subtle way to touch him when they talked. This is mind BOGGLING for so many reasons, a) Rad has always been an LGBTQ supporter – so if he was gay wouldn’t he have come out already? b) Rad is with Sara c) Isn’t Eric dating Ed Birtwistle?

We get to the restaurant and we are AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM THEM BUT IT’S DEFINITELY BOTH OF THEM. My GF gets kind of annoyed that we’re paying for something so expensive and beautiful but I’m just staring at them the whole time, BUT IT’S STRANGE. They sit on the same side of the table and look A LOT like they are on a date together. Rad must’ve taken about ten or fifteen photos of Eric, and Eric took a few of him. At one point Rad gets up to head to the bar, and the entire time he’s looking back at Eric like he's a HEART EYE EMOJI. They drank a lot, and near the end of their date Eric whispered something to him and seemed to nuzzle his neck. Their hands almost always seemed to be under the table, and a couple of times it seemed like they might kiss (they didn't).

I know NO ONE is going to believe me, but my GF also saw all of this and we've been trying to figure out what's going on the whole night. Like, is Rad queer? If so, why is he hiding? At some point this is gonna blow up and ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR WORDS WHEN YOU TRY TO CALL ME A LIAR. Just you wait. I can't imagine this will remain a secret for very long!!!